December 28, 2012

Penangan Photowonder

confession: aku suka ambik gambar tapi x suka bergambar! sebab aku adalah sangat low self esteem yg merasakan aku sgt x fotogenik, x fotogedik n aku akan nampakk sgt gemuk dlm gambar!

so imagine laaa bila dah betul2 gemuk, lagi hazab aku rasa bila tgk gambar sendirik! cubalah apa pose pun, mmg sgt hodoh aku rasa, lagilaaa kalu buat duckface, konon nak feeling nora danish, xyah mimpi! buat org muntah dan muntah lagi bila tgk gambar aku! huhuhu!

tp, thanks to adik ipar aku yg telah memperkenalkan apps photowonder kat aku! tetiba rasa nak nangis tengok gambar sendiri! rasa cam sweet 18 yoouuuu! ok, sila muntah sekarang!!!

hasil cam ala2 photoshop versi semudah abc gitu!! muja akan nampak sangat flawless, mata boleh dibulatkan ala2 k-pop, dan yg paling penting, lemak2 degil n berlebihan, nyah kau dr dlm gambar! tp dlm gambar je laaaa.... realiti still dah rupa dugong yg jln cam pemguin.... sobs!

berikut adalah hasil eksperimen photowonder yeee..... gambar sebenar, haruslah didelete atau disorokkan di folder yg org yg xleh nak jumpa....

sila jgn muntah ye?!

daaaa.......

November 25, 2012

Al Fatihah....

utk arwah atok, hj basri b hj hashim yg meninggalkan kami pukul 10 pg td... i hope to remember u everytime 4eva in my prayers.....

i definitely will miss u! semoga arwah termasuk antara golongan hamba Allah yg terpilih....

September 05, 2012

Melting...

Situasi 1

Macam biasa, sebab dah lambat sangat, kelam kabut depan his school to send him over. Suddenly, by accident, I hit his face with the car's key.

Me: oops. I'm sorry, sakit tak?

Him: It's OK Mummy. It was an accident!!! (but in his slang, accent, and pelat laah kan??)


Situasi 2

Lazying around in front of the laptop since Sayang was not around. Hehhe!!!

Him: Mummy, I'm hungry!

Me: Alaaaa.... Mummy malas laaa nak masak! (Bad mother mode ON!) Mummy masak Maggi eh???

Hm: OK, sure Mummy... nak Maggi, dengan egg dengan carrot eh???

Me: OK..

After placing a bowl of fresh newly Maggi in front of him

Him: Thank you so much Mummy.... Mmmmm.... Delicious!!!!


Situasi 3

During Ramadhan, suddenly, perut masuk angin, so, went to the toilet and uweeekkkkk!!!!!

Him: Mummy, are you OK?

Me: Yeah, I'm fine Faheem. Thank you!

Him: Mummy muntah eh??? Nanti minum air lepas tue makan ubat ye Mummy??

Me: It's OK Faheem, I'm fasting

Him: Oh, OK Mummy. Sure...


Situasi 4

Before snooze off....

Me: Good night Faheem...

Him: Good night Mummy...

Me: I love you Faheem...

Him: I love you too Mummy...

Me: Assalamu'alaikum Faheem...

Him: Wa'alaikumussalam...


Such a sweet talker!!! Mana laaa dia belajar... Hish!!!!
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